DELA ROSA. Senator Ronald dela Rosa showed up at the Senate session hall and alleged that National Bureau of Investigation agents accosted him, causing a smallDELA ROSA. Senator Ronald dela Rosa showed up at the Senate session hall and alleged that National Bureau of Investigation agents accosted him, causing a small

[Pastilan] Bato vs staircase: The sprint that ended the myth

2026/05/12 11:41
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Senator Bato dela Rosa, the hatchet man of the Duterte administration’s notorious “Oplan Tokhang,” has spent years perfecting a brand of inflated machismo more commonly found in men who mistake loudness for courage and publicity for invulnerability. 

His public appearances have often carried the swagger of a second-rate action-film enforcer, shouting at the top of his voice: “Go ahead, make my day!” “Bring it on!” “Cuff me!” “I’m not afraid.” It was the confidence peculiar to men entirely convinced that consequences are things meant for other people.

For years, the former Philippine National Police chief built an image around ruthless anti-crime crackdowns, televised toughness, and the mythology of the untouchable strongman. His chest swelled with all the dignity of a rooster that had mistaken testosterone for valor. Like many loud men before him, he was intoxicated not by courage itself, but by the comforting assumption that he would never actually be required to demonstrate any.

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Then, inevitably, reality arrived at the Senate doors.

On Monday, May 11, the usually tough-talking Bato dela Rosa found himself on the other side of a chase. CCTV footage showed him sprinting through the Senate building while National Bureau of Investigation agents moved to arrest him for his role in the Duterte administration’s bloody war on drugs.

And what a transformation it was. The man who once spoke with confidence about facing arrest suddenly appeared to rediscover, in real time, the cardiovascular urgency of an elite commando. Confidence, it seems, has a different tone when it is no longer doing the talking but doing the running.

He charged toward the Senate session hall in visible panic, scrambling up the staircase with such desperation that his aides could barely keep up. At one point, he nearly lost his footing and came uncomfortably close to meeting the concrete head-on, before recovering and continuing the foot race. Gosh, I swear by Bato dela Rosa’s toenails, I have never seen a man in his sixties run like that!

If NASA had picked up an unidentified object moving at that speed through the Senate complex, it might have reasonably logged it as “possible escape velocity event,” also known as Bato dela Rosa trying to outrun consequences.

To be fair, Bato’s athleticism was impressive. The speed. The urgency. The sudden discovery that a 64-year-old man somehow possessed the stamina of someone trying to qualify for the Olympics at the last possible moment.

Fear, it turns out, may be the greatest performance-enhancing substance ever discovered. If anything, his smartwatch probably didn’t know what to do with the spike in heart rate and simply registered it as a full-week workout achieved in under a minute.

But the funny thing was not the sprint itself. It was the collapse of the persona. From 2016 until 2025, Bato carried the pompous certainty of a man who believed he was beyond accountability. On Monday, he was drenched in sweat, gasping for air, propelled entirely by survival instinct.

That is usually how it goes with this kind of manufactured toughness. They love the rhetoric of consequences as long as those consequences remain theoretical. Their courage works beautifully in speeches, in sound bites, in rehearsed lines for the cameras. 

But the moment reality shows up in uniform and starts walking toward them, the whole performance breaks down in real time. And suddenly, the man who was ready to challenge the world is reduced to doing the most human thing imaginable under pressure: trying to remember, in a panic he never rehearsed for, which hallway and staircase would actually get him to the Senate session hall without accidentally taking a scenic tour through the toilet from the fire exit.

And then came the indignation which is almost always the final refuge of the humiliated charlatan. The loud mouth who spent years daring critics, including ex-senator Antonio Trillanes IV, and the International Criminal Court to come after him suddenly behaved as though they had committed some grave breach of etiquette by accepting the invitation.

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Breathless, stumbling, and flailing toward the plenary hall as the Senate complex went into lockdown and barbed wire appeared at the entrances, he radiated the offended astonishment of a child in a tantrum discovering that shouting “come get me” can sometimes result in exactly that happening. A reporter asked him a question, and he suddenly became enraged – nanggagalaiti, as some would accurately put it.

Until late 2025, Bato was still presenting himself as granite. He was immovable, untouchable, and carved from the mythology of his own political image. On Monday, he looked rather less monumental, a sweating, wheezing man in mortal combat with a staircase.

And there, perhaps, lies the enduring lesson. Some men are genuinely formidable under scrutiny. Others are merely loud in front of microphones. Bato dela Rosa belongs unmistakably to the latter category: thunderously brave before cameras, astonishingly agile before the staircase.

Somewhere between breathlessness and panic, Bato dela Rosa may have found himself confronted by the question he had long avoided, and that is whether the infamous Oplan Tokhang was ever worth it. Pastilan.Rappler.com

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