Every Trump accusation is a confession. This tantrum showed he knows he's cooked

Donald Trump’s tariff tantrum in front of the entire world should set off a massive MAGA migration. It was like watching your extra-drunk racist uncle on Facebook who didn’t get the right flavor of Jell-O for Thanksgiving dessert at the Mar-A-Lago Memory Care Center. This is what the alleged leader of the free world did when the Supreme Court wouldn’t let him keep grifting American taxpayers.

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This is just so cringe. Such immaturity. A Democrat would NEVER.

I’ve spent far too much time thinking about what the world would look like if Trump’s parents had only loved him, or at least taught him how to handle loss (like most of us are taught at a young age, but maybe not Republicans). Hillary Clinton would’ve won and had two amazing terms. She would’ve been followed by another amazing Democrat who also understood how to run the government, not run it into the ground.

Instead, we’ve got a cheating, thin-skinned, convicted felon snowflake bully deliberately tanking the global economy out of spite and jealousy.

The history MAGA would love to erase (yet keeps dooming us to repeat because they refuse to learn from it) shows the kind of “woke math” that will always be true. Trump tanked Barack Obama’s economy. Joe Biden lifted us out of Trump’s pandemic depression to the point where all other global economies were booming with ours. Nobody knew that because the media had PTSD from covering Trump and didn’t know how to properly cover a successful administration.

Trump is now undoing all of that, because he’s a dumb bully who can’t stand looking like the loser he is next to the successful and beloved Democrats he inserted himself between. It’s like if you bought a great loaf of bread and a bunch of fresh veggies to make your favorite sandwich, only to find the meat you got from the deli is completely rancid and inedible. I’m tired of not getting my favorite sandwich, but I can’t afford it now anyway, thanks to Trump tanking our economy.

Trump, the self-proclaimed “successful businessman” who bankrupted multiple casinos, just doesn’t understand how tariffs work. He can’t ever be seen to self-correct, so he can’t tell his cult the truth about what tariffs are, which is a tax on them, the consumers. It’s something any of the “Do Your Own Research” Cult could learn for themselves if they ever did their own research.

“I can ruin everything for everyone,” is the same maturity level as a kid throwing a fit at another kid’s birthday party because he didn’t get a present too. It’s mortifying to see this latest display from Sundowning Paw Paw on the global stage. He’s clearly unhealthy, physically and mentally. He’s yelling at SCOTUS like Grandpa Simpson yelling at clouds because he’s freaking out over the Epstein Files. He’s going to bomb Iran and charge everyone 10 percent more to live while awarding his made-up “Board of Peace” $10 BILLION of OUR grifted tax dollars so he can have his stupid Epstein Ballroom. And by the way, did anyone log those historical artifacts from the East Wing before he bulldozed it, or is our history just … gone? Are the Epstein Files buried under there, or what?

No wonder Canada is all “I don’t know her” when it comes to being our ally. You can’t blame them for not wanting to hang out when Trump bullied a woman into giving him her Nobel Peace Prize, then dropped her country like a hot empanada.

This is a great time to remind everyone that former Vice President Kamala Harris, who also served as a Senator, was an economics major endorsed by 23 REAL Nobel Prize-winning economists. Why no, the media never covered it, plus it would’ve “looked bad” if anyone challenged the results of an election that Trump and Elon Musk couldn’t stop bragging about stealing.

BRB, I have to scream into a pillow because screaming into the abyss isn’t quite enough.

Even though I try to avoid false equivalence when making a point, there’s just no way a Democratic president would ever behave like a spoiled child. Biden had a rough debate, but at least he didn’t stand there and whine about destroying the world because SCOTUS wouldn’t let him rip off Americans. The man is living with Stage 4 Prostate Cancer, which he doesn’t deserve for more reasons than I can say. We can only imagine what that must be like for his family after enduring so much tragedy, but have you seen him holding pity parties in the form of press conferences?

Nope, Biden is hanging out on beaches with his family, riding his bike (which Trump can’t do because no one ever loved him enough to teach him how), and eating all the damn ice cream he wants, because he’s earned it.

When Trump shared that racist video of the Obamas, did our Coolest Ever President and First Lady retaliate in any similar way? Of course not. They do what they can to never use Trump’s name, but in this case, they each made statements that showed their iconic class and dignity, while putting Trump in his place in the Smart Kids Way.

Trump has often said how much he “hates losers” but his every accusation is a confession, so what Trump is saying is he hates himself. His toxic narcissistic ego can’t allow him to be wrong about anything, so he overcompensates on his feet. And that’s never gone well for him, because have you seen those swollen ankles?

Dumb bullies always sound the weakest when they’ve been backed into a corner of indisputable losing. But this dumb bully needs to be stopped before he can do any more damage to our country and our planet.

• Tara Dublin is a political writer/commentator based in Portland, OR, who has been blocked by Donald Trump on Twitter since August 2015 and can occasionally be heard as a fill-in host on SiriusXM Progress. She is also the author of The Sound of Settling, a rock ‘n’ roll love story available at taradublinrocks.com